英语小笑话 50个单词
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I fot to shake the bottle.
妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的？
汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇动瓶子了
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1.A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement munity. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，千万别进退休社群。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
Q:"What's the difference beeen a guitar and a fish?"
Father to son after exam:"Let me see your report card."
Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
Little Robert asked his mother for o cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked,"What's the meaning of the word'Drunk', dad?""Well, my son," his father replied,"look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor*** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said:"You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?""In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有乳酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片乳酪回到房间，把乳酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把乳酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的乳酪？”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
The Dog And The Shadow狗和它的影子
A DOG,crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth,saw his own shadow in the water,and took it for that of another Dog,with a piece of meat double his own in size.He therefore let go his own,and fiercely attacked the other Dog,to get his larger piece from him.He thus lost both:that which he grasped at in the water,because it was a shadow; and his own,because the stream swept it away.
一条狗嘴里叼块肉,来到一座桥上.它看见水里有自己的影子,以为是另一条嘴里也叼著一块比自己那块肉大一倍的狗.它忙丢下自己嘴里的那块肉,猛力地攻击水里的狗.试图去抢它的肉.结果,它两块肉都得不到.因为那只是一个影子,它自己的影子而已.真正的肉也被水冲走了.
Which do you find more important,money or friends?
B:I can always borrow money from friends.
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要?
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her hu*** and, I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means
You'll know tonight. he said.
That evening, the man came home with a*** all package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled The meaning of dreams.
一名年轻女子正在午睡。当她醒来时，她告诉她的丈夫，我刚才梦见你给我一个情人节的珍珠项链。你觉得它是什么意思？
那天晚上，该男子带着一个小包回家来，然后将它交给了他的妻子。她高兴地打开了它-却只发现是一本题为梦的书。
sentences的意思：句子，警句，定律。要根据上下文而定，你可以查词典解决。
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her.
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair."
我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外的树上垒了个窝。
“我没看到鸟儿，老师，只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。
“那么，你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗？”我姐姐鼓励她道。
“哦，老师，就像你的头发一样。”
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied-"Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue!"
(2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。句中 Cause是 Because的缩略形式。
“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal- As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the*** ooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her posure, she winked at me and said,"Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
Little Robert asked his mother for o cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked,"What's the meaning of the word'Drunk', dad?""Well, my son," his father replied,"look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor*** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said:"You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?""In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有乳酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片乳酪回到房间，把乳酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把乳酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的乳酪？”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas的衣服去打球,一个老美看到就笑我说,"Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想着
性,缩写正好是 Adidas)"我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快,联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围,他说,有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn,他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S,(All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔!下次就换你去取笑老美了.
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
Little Robert asked his mother for o cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked,"What's the meaning of the word'Drunk', dad?""Well, my son," his father replied,"look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!"
一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？”“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor*** iled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said:"You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?""In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有乳酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片乳酪回到房间，把乳酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把乳酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的乳酪？”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
上个星期五我穿了一件 Adidas的衣服去打球,一个老美看到就笑我说,"Do you
know what does it mean? It means All Day I Dream About Sex.我整天都在想着
性,缩写正好是 Adidas)"我正惊讶他怎么反应这么快,联想力这么丰富时,旁边的
一个老美帮我解围,他说,有一个很著名的合唱团 Korn,他们的招牌歌之一就是
A.D.I.D.A.S,(All day I dream about sex)所以呢,这个典故可是很多老美都耳熟
能详的喔!下次就换你去取笑老美了.
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
Teacher: Here are o birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
Teacher: Here are o birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。
Gee es from school on the first of September.
"Gee, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that o and four were six too....."
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？"妈妈问。
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6,可后来又说2加4也得6。"
A*** iling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities."
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It's impossible--you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth--he had not a tooth left!
英文笑话：我没有蛀牙/No Cavities
小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”
妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”
这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。？
英文sign虽说是比较简单的单词，但有不少网友会好奇它具体的中文意思是什么。下面我们就来看看英语单词sign详细所指的中文意思，欢迎大家阅读!
1. He signed to me to be quiet.
2. She signed the child to be quiet.
1. His company has been asking suppliers to sign agreements on business ethics as a supplement to each purchase contract since 2007.
2. Once he clears waivers after 48 business hours, teams will be eligible to sign him.
3. Due to the traditional belief that business partnerships should be based on mutual trust, many small companies in China do not sign contracts with overseas customers.
4. The board of Dow Jones said late Tuesday it was ready to sign off on Murdochs proposal to buy the company for$ 5 billion.
5. Although being stimulated by all means, the eurozone economy has not shown any sign of recovery.
6."； Yi should decide his future by himself and sign with the Bucks,"； the Nanjing Morning Post said.
7. Liu said they usually contact applicants through an online messaging service or by telephone, and then the two parts will sign an agreement if everything goes as planned.
8. The United States previously performed as a bystander and showed no sign of participation since the establishment of the regional cooperation framework in East Asia.
9. But an Israeli Cabinet minister warned earlier Friday that time was running out for Abbas, the first sign that Israel had already lost patience.
1.招牌；标牌；指示牌；告示牌；标志
A sign is a piece of wood, metal, or plastic with words or pictures on it. Signs give you information about something, or give you a warning or an instruction.
e.g....a sign saying that the highway was closed because of snow.
e.g....a cardboard sign, which stated；No to Poll Tax...
写有“反对人头税”的硬纸板抗议牌
If there is a sign of something, there is something which shows that it exists or is happening.
e.g. They are prepared to hand back a hundred prisoners of war a day as a sign of good will...
他们准备每日遣返100名战俘以示友好。
e.g. His face and movements rarely betrayed a sign of nerves...
他的表情和行为几乎没有流露出紧张的迹象。
3.在…上签名；在…上签字；签署
When you sign a document, you write your name on it, usually at the end or in a special space. You do this to indicate that you have written the document, that you agree with what is written, or that you were present as a witness.
e.g. World leaders are expected to sign a treaty pledging to increase environmental protection...
世界各国首脑预计会签署一份承诺加强环境保护的协定。
If you say that there is no sign of someone, you mean that they have not yet arrived, although you are expecting them to come.
e.g. The London train was on time, but there was no sign of my Finnish friend.
伦敦的火车准点到达，却不见我那芬兰朋友的踪影。
（1）Absolutely fantastic：绝对棒极了。
（2）Simply fantastic：简直太棒了。
（3）Incredibly fantastic：非常棒极了。
（1）名词形式：fantasticness指"太棒了"的特性或状态。
（2）副词形式：fantastically形容以太棒的方式发生。
（3）动词形式：fantasize想像或幻想出令人难以置信的事物。
（1）Wonderful：指令人惊叹或极好的事物。
（2）Amazing：强调令人惊异或非凡的事物，给人以惊叹或震撼的感觉。
（3）Incredible：指难以置信或令人难以相信的事物。
（4）Awesome：强调引起敬畏、威严或崇敬的事物。
1、The concert last night was fantastic! The band played all of their hits and the crowd was cheering non-stop.
昨晚的音乐会太棒了！乐队演奏了他们所有的热门曲目，观众不停地欢呼起来。
2、The new restaurant in town has fantastic food. I highly recommend trying their signature dish.
镇上的新餐厅的菜品很棒。我强烈推荐尝试他们的招牌菜。
3、She had a fantastic vacation in Hawaii, enjoying the beautiful beaches and exploring the stunning landscapes.
在夏威夷度过了一个美妙的假期，享受着美丽的海滩和探索迷人的风景。
4、I just finished reading a fantastic book that kept me hooked from beginning to end. The plot was full of twists and turns.
我刚刚读完了一本精彩的书，从头到尾都让我着迷。情节充满了曲折和转折。
5、My team won the championship and it was a fantastic feeling to hold that trophy in my hands.
我的团队赢得了冠军，拿着那个奖杯真是一个太棒的感觉。
